{"id":44,"date":"2009-06-21T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-21T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/uncategorized\/a-godly-punchline\/"},"modified":"2009-06-21T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-21T18:11:00","slug":"godly-punchline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/2009\/06\/godly-punchline.html","title":{"rendered":"A Godly punchline!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the most awesome truths just blurt out of my mouth and I wonder where it came from. Divine intervention!!<br \/>We were at a family get-together. As we were still the newly married couple (self proclaimed!) B and me were the center of attention. A rather tricky question was thrown at me: &#8220;So Jeyanth, when it all started, who made the choice first? Did you choose B or did B choose you?&#8221;.<br \/>The answer came out in 0.00026 seconds!<br \/>&#8220;Actually&#8230;. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">God chose us first!<\/span>&#8220;<br \/>Blink of an eye and an awesome truth dawned on everyone.<br \/>Such words of wisdom inspire me to write a new book on Christian Punchlines! Wish me all the best!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the most awesome truths just blurt out of my mouth and I wonder where it came from. Divine intervention!!We were at a family get-together. As we were still the newly married couple (self proclaimed!) B and me were the center of attention. A rather tricky question was thrown at me: &#8220;So Jeyanth, when it all started, who made the choice first? Did you choose B or did B choose you?&#8221;.The answer came out in 0.00026 seconds!&#8220;Actually&#8230;. God chose us first!&#8220;Blink of an eye and an awesome truth dawned on everyone.Such words of wisdom inspire me to write a new book on Christian Punchlines! Wish me all the best!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[19,12,6,4,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paWFfI-I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.addicted2jesus.com\/a2jdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}