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It's amazing.... this mad, mad, mad, ad world. Ads make you think that any product is simply the best and you need it. Invariably the product ain't as good as the ad. I know one product who will live up to any of the ad punchlines!! That's Jesus!! Try Jesus... He'll fit. Here's why Jesus is better than any product you can buy!!

Jesus is like	coca cola	HE IS THE REAL THING
Jesus is like	pepsi	HE IS THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION
Jesus is like	duracell	NOTHING CAN OUTLAST HIM
Jesus is like	american express	DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT HIM
Jesus is like	reebok	THIS IS HIS PLANET
Jesus is like	nike	HE ENCOURAGES ME TO JUST DO IT
Jesus is like	GE	HE BRINGS GOOD THINGS TO LIFE
Jesus is like	hallmark cards	HE CARED ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST
Jesus is like	amaron batteries	HE LASTS LONGER... MUCH LONGER
Jesus is like	epson	HE HAS THE POWER TO CREATE
Jesus is like	kelvinator	HE'S THE COOLEST ONE
Jesus is like	boost	HE IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY.... OUR ENERGY
Jesus is like	rado	TIME CHANGES EVERYTHING EXCEPT JESUS
Jesus is like	samsung	EVERYONE'S INVITED
Jesus is like	raymond	THE COMPLETE MAN
Jesus is like	jaguar bath fittings	HE'S TOO GOOD TO RESIST
Jesus is like	LAKME	HE'S ON TOP OF THE WORLD