Government order: 14 hours of curfew
Indians: Coronavirus stays for 12 hours only. So if we stay indoors for 14 hours it will die.
Government order: Lockdown for 3 weeks
Indians: Coronavirus infectivity period is 2 weeks. So this lockdown will defeat the virus.
Government order: Lockdown extended for 2 more weeks.
Indians: Some reports saying incubation period is 28 days. So this extension will annihilate the Coronavirus
Government order: We will carefully start easing some of the lockdown restrictions in…..
Indians: Coronavirus is over. Lets get back to life as usual.