Impress your wife: Lessons 1 and 2

As the best husband in the world I will now run you through a crash course on how to impress your wife in 5 minutes! Follow these steps carefully!
Lesson 1:
1. Arrive home from work 15 minutes before your wife (The hardest part!)
2. Boil some water, add the tea leaves, add some milk and sugar – i.e. make some tea (If you can’t do this step you’re in trouble dude!)
3. Look at wedding gifts received and pick out the cute blue tea set with a cute tea pot and cute small cups (Duh…. didnt you get one on your wedding??!!)
4. Set it up just in time to hear the doorbell ring.
5. Give cute wife warm hug (she needs one after a long days work) and whisk her away to the Dhiwan (now don’t tell me you don’t have one!!)
6. Pour out the chai and cozy up on the dhiwan!
Brooke Bond Red Label Tea: Rs. 5
Milk and Sugar: Rs. 5
Tea set: Free wedding gift!

Preparation Time: 10 minutes

Sitting on the Dhiwan sipping with the woman you love: PRICELESS!

Lesson 2:
1. Choose a hot summer afternoon (Plenty available here in Trichy!)
2. Look into refrigerator and take out a ripe mango lying inside (Wonder who put it there)
3. Chop the mango and put it inside the Mixie/Blender
4. Mix and blend it up and add cold milk and sugar (Drown the Mixie noise with loud singing)
5. Look into the freezer and take out the Vanilla ice cream (How on earth di
d it get there!)
6. Pour the mango milk shake into tall glasses given as a wedding gift

7. Top it up with scoops of ice cream.
8. Walk into hall with glasses and relish the sweet drink and the sweet smile on your wifes face
Cost of 1 sweet mango: Rs. 15
Milk and sugar: Rs. 5
Tall glasses: Free wedding gift
Ice cream: Rs. 10
Preparation time : 10 minutes
Sweet look on pretty wifes face: PRICELESS!

Well the simpler joys in life are the best!
Enjoy!! And do let me know if these lessons were useful!

Author: Benji

6 thoughts on “Impress your wife: Lessons 1 and 2

  1. This was fun reading.. I ges this is wat u do??? Wat ben am i right???

    M like really young…and m nt looking at marriage but yeahh it would be gr8 to have a husband who loves me all the way … and does such cute things…Nice work ben!!


  2. though ideally.. the post would have been a bit boring for me, co m happily unmarried! But ur writing style and genuine inputs made it an interesting read..
    let me note down d points for future reference!!!! hehe!

  3. Lol yea πŸ˜› These simple things mean a lot to people specially when they get back home..More importantly to a wife coz generally she just gets back and darts into the kitchen straight away…
    I bet you’re wife is lucky πŸ™‚


    Just a suggestion..can you please turn off the word verification..that is really troublesome and is of no use πŸ™‚

  4. haha.simple recipes with a great dash of humor :d

    thanx for sharing valuable tips with us man. very simple recipes i must say.

    and not at all expensive either.

    have all the ingredients i want…the only thing that’s missing now is a wife :P. tht can wait for a couple of years …atleast πŸ˜›

    keep writing

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